Total Medals Earned: 1,108 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,190 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 16/32 (250/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (175/175 points)
Ash survived!
Phil survived!
Rodney survived!
Sydney survived!
Vivica survied. :/
Holy crap, they all made it!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/125 points)
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/210 points)
Find all pairs under 120 seconds
Get more than 4000 points
Get more than 8000 points
Find all pairs under 60 seconds
Get more than 12000 points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.